- Me: do you have any gum
- Random frick face: yeah
- Random frick face: ... Do you want some
- Me: nah, I was just going to make a collective list of every one of your items and possessions, and I thought I'd start with gum
giving advice to friends like
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
I could never cheat on anyone. It’s the type of mistake and wrong doing I couldn’t live with. Knowing that you destroyed someone’s trust is bad, but destroying someone’s perspective on love is far too worse.